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Game of Thrones: Why You Gotta Be Like That?

*SPOILERS AHEAD* I feel like I keep re-falling for the same prank over and over. Every Sunday, I sit on the edge of my seat hoping all my favorite people will live through the next 55 minutes. Surely, if the show’s spent time making me love them, then they’ll spend the proper time to finish […]

Cheese? Not At This Weight!

This article has pointed out an interesting new phenomenon: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/teresa-s-porter/so-youre-feeling-too-fat-to-be-photographed_b_4351360.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000046 Feeling too fat to be photographed eh? Oh, I get it. Let’s also not forget feeling too bloated, ugly-clothed, over-pimpled, bad-haired, etc. It’s not even the photograph itself that scares people – it’s the likely chance that that photo will be shared with hundreds of […]

8 Things I Learned While Job Hunting

    We’ve all been here. For whatever reason we have, we all had to get jobs at one point, because life is awful and requires it. But in a lot of ways, the mundane misery that comes with a paycheck and a title is dwarfed in comparison to the process it takes to actually get […]

The Short Shower and the Betrayal

I want to do something different for this post and take you down memory lane. This story involves my sister and co-blogger, Mary, a shower, and the first truly shitty thing I ever did. When we were kids, certain things were forbidden for reasons I never understood. However, I was too young to make the […]

Christmas Listocalypse: 2013!

I have trouble coming up with Christmas list ideas for the unfortunate sibling who draws my name for our secret Santa every year. And inevitably, as we get closer and closer to Christmas, the push to provide gift ideas increases, which leads me to desperately troll the internet for ideas. So now, for you viewing […]

Oh No You Didn’t Birthday

I just turned 30. Here are 10 reasons why I shouldn’t actually be 30 yet: 1. I’m too short. 2. I still laugh super hard at farts. 3. I’m scared of the dark, so I sleep with my TV on. 4. I eat cool-whip, candy, and chips/dip for breakfast – regularly. 5. I still need […]

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy: A Review in Confusion

“Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy: A Review” or, “What the fuck is Going on? Ohhhh, okay.” Today I watched Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Starring the great Gary Oldman in a vintage-style spy thriller. Rather than give a long-winded review, I’m going to give you the commentary I was writing down as it happened. The movie follows […]