About the Authors

Mary Finochiaro

About Me:

  • When I was young, I wanted to grow up to be a space ninja
  • I am bisexual, because if you play for both teams it’s impossible to lose
  • I love the sound of my own voice
  • My two favorite things are when people dance badly and when fat people fall down

I am writing because someone insinuated recently that I shouldn’t. I wish I was less shallow than that, but hey, we’re friends here, and…. I don’t know where I was going with that.

Stacey Finochiaro

It’s bio time. I’ll make this quick – only the most important facts.


  • When I was young, I wanted to grow up and become a mermaid.
  • I stopped playing with Barbie’s around age 10 probably, and not because I wanted to, but because of societal pressures.
  • When I played house as a kid, my name was always Jean and I started over a lot if I screwed a particular plot line up.
  • Valentine’s day was my favorite in school – but I always waited and took my Valentines home and opened them in private since declaring fake love was a serious matter to me.


  • I grew up to become very short. 5’0 to be exact –  and the addition of the “0” makes me sound taller.
  • A friend of mine once asked the following question. If you find yourself on a deserted island, what 3 things would you want with you. My response? A gun and some Cadbury Eggs – didn’t even see the need for a third thing.
  • I love travel (especially surviving), movies (the best of the best AND the best of the worst), and mint ice cream (both color and taste).

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