Monthly Archives: September 2013

Dear Vlad: A Response

As many of you are aware, Vladimir Putin wrote the US a Letter. Here’s his letter. Here’s my answer.  Dear Vlad: A Response Is it okay if I call you Vlad? Considering how many times I’ve seen you shirtless, I feel like our relationship with you has reached that level. Speaking of which, nice job […]

I Still Hate You, Band

By Stacey I love Saturdays. It is the only day of the week I get to sleep in. I can’t sleep in on Sunday because I have an important territorial commitment Sunday mornings – specifically, some motherf-er will steal my Sunday paper if I don’t go out there early enough to claim it. However, I […]

An Open Letter to Kevin Costner

To put this in some perspective, I’ve seen Waterworld, 3000 Miles to Graceland, and the Postman. That should be all the perspective necessary. If not, go watch those movies, preferably drunk, then come back and read.   Dear Mr. Costner;   You know, its funny. I really wanted to just type “Shut Up” and leave […]